Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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