Don't you send me to vm
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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