Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
