party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Randomize
