You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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