today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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