My brain says no but my pants say off.
you win again, gameday.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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