Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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