When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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