You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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