I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need water and some morals
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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