If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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