So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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