Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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