You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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