why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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