she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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