eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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