She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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