Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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