she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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