What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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