She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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