So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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