is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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