Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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