YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
