Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I need help removing her.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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