I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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