Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
this just has baby written all over it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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