CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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