Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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