What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
do herpes really smell.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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