i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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