It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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