Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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