a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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