i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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