I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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