I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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