I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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