I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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