It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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