is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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