Sry I called you an 8
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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