i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
