This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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