Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
