Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
birth control should be required to get into college
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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