I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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