K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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