Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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