she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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