i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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