If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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