I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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